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  • Writer: The Pineapple Guy
    The Pineapple Guy
  • May 18

Updated: May 19

I’ve watched the Wordbound video over a dozen times now. At first I thought they were just mocking me. But there’s more.


The Scramble is in the video. I mean actually visible. Twice I saw objects pop in — out of nowhere — just like I’ve seen in real life.


I’m convinced the people behind this video either 

a) don’t realize it's happening, or 

b) are testing us — seeing who’s paying attention.


So, let's send them a message. 


I’ve set up a password-locked website where you can submit your email. I'll be sending the email list directly to the developers along with a warning: we know the truth! And you can't silence us.


The code is simple. Count the pineapples. One cut at a time.


Let’s see how many of you are really watching.


Let’s see who’s seen the Scramble.


And let’s see who still thinks it’s just a game.


—The Real Pineapple Guy


 
 
 
  • Writer: The Pineapple Guy
    The Pineapple Guy
  • May 18

Updated: May 26

A friend sent me a video for some new indie game and told me I “had to see this.”



The game is called Wordbound. It’s about finding misplaced objects - sound familiar? - and transforming them into ones that match the scene.


There's even a shot of a toy pig on a window sill — just like I described in my last post.


But here’s the worst part: The developer in the video — the one doing the announcement — looks exactly like me. Same build. Same hair. Same eyes. And he jokingly calls himself… “The Pineapple Guy.”


That’s what they used to call me on the forums. Before I was banned and they started scrubbing my posts.


They’re not just mocking me. They're turning the truth into entertainment. Turning me into a meme. 


Why is no one taking these sightings seriously? Where are these objects coming from? And who’s placing them?


Wordbound isn’t a game. It’s a cover-up disguised as creativity. They’ve stolen my identity, buried my warnings, and turned it into content.


I’m not going away. I’ve backed up everything. 


The Scramble is real. 


And now, they’re trying to hide it in plain sight.


 
 
 

Updated: May 18

They're silencing me. Deleting my posts. I don't know who they are, but they don't want you to see this.


Objects are appearing out of nowhere. 


Three weeks ago, I saw a pineapple pop into existence. I was sitting at the dining room table with my morning tea. I looked away for a second — a literal second — and when I looked back, there it was. No cause, no trail, no explanation. Like someone hit "paste" on the wrong layer of reality.


I call it The Scramble and it's happening every day now. 


While washing the dishes yesterday, a toy pig suddenly appeared on my window sill. Then, a slice of pizza popped up on the hood of my car while I was driving.


But this isn’t random. It can't be.


Here’s the part people ignore: Sometimes when it happens, just sometimes, you see the Tile. A hovering shape. Square with rounded corners. And it has a face. Is the Tile sending us these objects? Is it trying to communicate with us?


This is not a joke. If you've seen the Tile or have witnessed the Scramble — message me. 


Something is coming through…


 
 
 

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